http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/10 76824/2

Does Simon really think I'm stalking him? That's just gross and there's several reasons why:

1) While I'm a female and he's a male, Simon is GAY. And I really don't like dating homosexual men who are confused as to what gender they really are.

2) He's religious and I'm not, therefore we repel each other. Nuf' said.

3) He's just not my type. Which of course refers to the other reasons I mentioned.

Well, I don't know about you, but he better not start putting his moves on me or I swear I will put a Trojan on his computer. *I'm a programmer, therefore I can do those types of things. >:-)*